Pierce Hawthorne
Self - Actor, National Lampoon's Vacation (archive footage)
Ted Roark
Clark Griswold
Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Ty Webb
Carlo Christopher (uncredited)
Newscaster
Dusty Bottoms
Deke - Channel 4 News Director
Nick Gardenia
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Repairman
Principal Harbert
Nick Holloway
Browning
Dr. Grant
Chris Thorne
Principal Marshall
