Kuzco (voice)
Mr. Candy (voice) / Ticket Attendant (voice) / Mr. Manners (voice)
Griffin (voice)
Self
Theological Cokehead
Shiloh
Marcus Higgins
David Spade
Steve Dodds
Scuzz (voice)
Richie
Sergio (uncredited)
Charlie
Joe Dirt
Video Store Clerk (uncredited)
Buddy
General George Custer
Monica
