Subconscious Guard Dave (voice)
Jeff Fungus (voice)
Self - Yoda Puppeteer (archive footage)
Corrections Officer
Mind Cop Dave (voice)
Yoda (voice)
Miss Piggy as Emily Cratchit / Fozzie Bear as Fozziewig / Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates / Animal / George the Janitor / Horse and Carriage Driver / Vegetable Salesman (voice)
The Wiseman
Aughra, a Keeper of Secrets / Chamberlain
Bert
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Sam the Eagle / Animal (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie / Animal / Bert / Cookie Monster / Ocean Breeze Soap Board Member / Sam the Eagle (voice)
Robot (voice)
Cookie Monster / Bert / Grover / Additional Muppets (voice)
Test Monitor
Pathologist
