Earl
Sy Borgman (voice)
George Costanza
Marty Eels
Alan (voice)
General H. Norman Conquest (voice) / Grown Baby (voice) / Sexual Harris (voice) / Stu (voice) / Gus Molehill (voice) / UFO! Host / Announcer (voice) / The Job Wizard (voice)
Kurros
Krampus (voice)
Olix
Philip Stuckey
Geary
Jayda's Dad (voice)
Self
Rick (voice)
Supporting Role
Catbert (voice)
Pool Player #1
Neil
Ted / Wingman
Hardware Clerk
Mauricio Wilson
Lightning (voice)
Pinky
Robert Grant
Gargoyle Hugo (voice)
