Earl

George Costanza

Marty Eels

Alan (voice)

General H. Norman Conquest (voice) / Grown Baby (voice) / Sexual Harris (voice) / Stu (voice) / Gus Molehill (voice) / UFO! Host / Announcer (voice) / The Job Wizard (voice)

Kurros

Krampus (voice)

Olix

Jayda's Dad (voice)

Self

Rick (voice)

Supporting Role

Self

Catbert (voice)

Pool Player #1

Ted / Wingman

Hardware Clerk

Self

Pinky

Robert Grant

Self