President/Governor Andre Curtis (voice) / President Curtis / Turkey President Curtis (voice) / Reverse Giraffe (voice)

King Andrias (voice)

Husk (voice)

Balthus (voice) / Flame King (voice)

Mongul (voice)

Glossaryck (voice)

Sal Commander (voice)

Qwerty (voice) (uncredited)

Lucan (voice)

Lloyd Mackie

Warden

Narrator (voice)

Narrator of Spider Video (voice)

Elroy Patashnik / Narrator (voice)

Mr. Charles (voice)

Mr. Rager (voice)

Brian

Card Soldier (voice)

Masego (voice)

Willy the Wonker

Dog-El (voice)

Older Guy

President Andre Curtis (voice)

Narrator

Kupaka / Joe Napier / An-kor Apis / Prescient

Otis Haywood Sr.

Sosa

Father

Herbert

Narrator (voice)

Martin

Reverend Davis

Morton Jacobson

Judge B. Bennet Galloway

Santa Claus (voice)

Old Henry