Answering Machine / Smoke Signal (voice)

Frankie Watterson (voice)

Stacy (voice) / Professor Wallace (voice) / Emcee (voice)

Fuzzy Acorns (voice)

Bob Fossil / Bob Fossil / Bartender / Bob Fossil / Lester Corncrake / Jupiter / Sailor / Bob Fossil / Beetamax / Kodiak Jack / Alan - Global Explorer Delivery Man / Bob Fossil / Lester Corncrake / Bingo Announcer / Alan - The BlueKing / Piper Twin / Evil Tree / Elanor / Ramsey / Lester Corncrake

Evil Sandwich (voice) / Queen / Worm (voice)

Reggie (voice)

Larry Chucklesworth

Elf (voice)

Additional Voices (voice) / Elf #1 (voice)