A. J.
Harvey Spielyorm
Glen Whipple
Vance (voice) / Producer (voice) / Zach (voice) / Graham (voice) / Park Ranger (voice) / The Deuce (voice) / Ralph (voice) / Announcer (voice) / Newton (voice) / Steve (voice) / Doctor (voice) / The Prince (voice)
(voice)
Mr. Lizer (voice)
Lloyd Rathman
MILF Island Host
John Calabasas
Anchorman (voice)
Gary
Self
Ted
Nick
Mark Mitchell
Jeremy
Len Novak
Rex Newbauer
Officer Watts
Gabe
Supporting Role
Wes
Xavier Rothschild III
Sleazy Doctor
Officer Chandler
Morgan
Patrick "Crash" McCaren (voice)
Frat Guy
