A. J.

Harvey Spielyorm

Glen Whipple

Vance (voice) / Producer (voice) / Zach (voice) / Graham (voice) / Park Ranger (voice) / The Deuce (voice) / Ralph (voice) / Announcer (voice) / Newton (voice) / Steve (voice) / Doctor (voice) / The Prince (voice)

Mr. Lizer (voice)

Lloyd Rathman

MILF Island Host

John Calabasas

Self

Ted

Jeremy

Gabe

Frat Guy