Principal (voice)

Cedric

Punky

Yuri

Tricycle Cowboy

Rob Hilliard

Self

Lt. Marty Pascal

Jessica

Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)

Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket

Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

Dinosaur Rex

Nazo the Italian Delivery Man (uncredited)

Gus

The Townie

Salim Yousfobdal

Ernesto

Chuck Neiderman

Deuce Bigalow

Volpe

Ramon

Marvin Mange