Coach Cutlip
Richard Woolsey
Edward Teague
Leader Alien (voice)
Cyril Lipton
Ted (voice) / Muse (voice) / Clerk (voice)
The Doctor
Perseus
Bill Merriam
Joe Morton
Johnnycab (voice)
Enterprise EMH
Ralph Buckley
Philip Polevoy
Trent Appelbaum
John Dunphy
Puel
Joe, Garbageman #2
Forster
Voicephone (voice) (uncredited)
Professor Reddschift (voice)
Self
Acme VP, Rhetorical Questions
Giorgio
Starkiller / Wak / Wak and Neek's Father
Meg Mucklebones
Dr. Reed Palmer
Rabbi
Principal White
