Sonny (voice) / Mr. Mason Dixon (voice) / Woody (voice)

Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Bean Bunny / Belinda Cratchit / Beetle / Lips / Pig Gentleman (voice)

The Four Guards / Firey 4 / Ambrosius (voice)

Scientist (voice)

Scallions (voice)

Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker (voice)

Kermit / Beaker / Statler / Rizzo / Link / Newsman (voice)

Rizzo the Rat / Gill - Frog / Baby Kermit / Chicken / College Student in Audience / Dog / Lew Zealand (voice)

Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Elvises (voice)