Lou
Bucket (voice)
Butch Zielinski
Simon
Reg (voice) / Cecil (voice) / Stinky (voice) / Flats the Flounder (voice) / Marty / Herb Star (voice) / Herb Star (voice) / Tattletale Strangler (voice) / Tony Fast Sr. (voice)
Mike
Coach Fitzgerald
Cecil Star (voice)
William Baker / Sandman (voice)
Carter Landry
Coach Tuna (voice)
Buster (voice)
Angry Customer #1 (voice)
Self
Arch Cummings
